Silk to Panda by Alan Wong

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Silk to Panda by Alan Wong

  • £17.50
    • Price in reward points: 20
    • Brands Alan Wong
    • Product Code: MRSCE1531
    • Reward Points: 1
    • Availability: Available in 7 - 10 days
    Alan Wong's newest silk to animal series where you magically change a black and white striped silk into a cartoon Panda!

    You receive a large 30cm square black and white striped quality pure silk, a gimmicked toy Panda 6 cm tall and a matching un-gimmicked squeaky toy Panda that can be used for examination and to play with, while you tell all the funny Panda jokes!

    What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?
    A: A panda rolling down a hill.

    What's black and white and red all over?
    A: A sunburnt panda.

    Why do pandas like old movies?
    A: Because they're in black and white.

    What do you call a bear that jumps but never lands?
    A: Peter Panda.

    What's black and white and as hard as a rock?
    A: A panda that's fallen in cement.

    What's black and white and goes round and round?
    A: A panda stuck in a revolving door.

    What's invisible and smells like bamboo?
    A: Panda farts.

    What goes white black white black white black red?
    A: A panda that falls from a cliff.

    This one is my favorite:
    I love Pandas, they're so chill. They're like "dude, racism is stupid. I'm White, Black, and Asian."